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Ask me anything   Alanna. Austin, Texas. Stuff I like and a bit of my photography. TEXAS TRILL

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 134544 notes
"I need to get laid"
Me everyday (via theartofgettingbyalyssa)

(via pobredreamer)

— 9 hours ago with 256 notes

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

image

(via sniffing)

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marozia:

I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT

(Source: capetian, via virginrosemary)

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plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via sniffing)

— 10 hours ago with 319553 notes
"All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex."
Just with you though (via kawaibae)

(Source: fuckingsession, via thedanksideofthemoon)

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rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

(via tupacshapurrr)

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nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

(via indiedrone)

— 10 hours ago with 9347 notes
mojosodope178:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard


this cat reminds me of ron swanson

mojosodope178:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

this cat reminds me of ron swanson

— 10 hours ago with 437653 notes

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

(via jurassicsnark)

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diamondstodemons:

NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout.

diamondstodemons:

NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout.

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